I am the Walrus I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly, I'm crying. Sitting on a cornflake - waiting for the van to come. Corporation teashirt, stupid bloody Tuesday man you been a naughty boy you let your face grow long. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen - I am the walrus GOO GOO GOO JOOB. (Mr.) City policeman sitting pretty little policeman in a row, see how they fly like Lucy in the sky - see how they run I'm crying - I'm crying I'm crying - I'm crying. Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dogs eye. Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down I am the eggman, they are the eggmen - I am the walrus GOO GOO GOO JOOB. Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun, if the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen - I am the walrus GOO GOO GOO JOOB. Expert texpert choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you? (Ha ha ha!) See how they smile, like pigs in a sty, see how they snied. I'm crying. Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower. Elementry penguin singing Hare Krishna man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen POE. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen - I am the walrus GOO GOO GOO JOOB GOO GOO GOO JOOB GOO GOOGOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOB ("No you're not!" said Little Nicola) John Lennon - Paul McCartney